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Sunday, June 19th, 2005

Subject:Re: Fireplace urination
Time:4:49 pm.
Mood: alive.
Yesterday was a pretty good day at Flagship. Ms. Congeniality 2 somehow jammed itself in the projector (I think it was all of that SUCK trying to go through at once), and I had to do some not-so-fancy splicing. But all is well. A little later on I actually somehow managed to start Guess Who instead of Robots. The problem was caught, and corrected, all in a matter of ten minutes. Because I rule. Now if only I ruled enough to start the correct movie at the correct time. Oh well, first time for everything.

I was there from 10am - 11pm, and it actually seemed to fly by.

After work I came home, watched some Fresh Prince, watched some Roseanne, Christine fell asleep, and I was up until about 5am. Damn you, sleeplessness. I woke up at 10:30ish, and had breakfast with my parents and Christine, which was nice. There was cantelope. There was an omlette. Apple juice made a guest appearance. I think Christine had french toast.

And...here I am. Christine's eating with her family, Caleb's on his way over, and I'm playing the waiting game.

Nicotine's a very big part of the waiting game.
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Wednesday, June 15th, 2005

Time:5:08 am.
New journal. [info]35mmnoose. Add it up.
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Monday, June 13th, 2005

Subject:Attn:
Time:10:35 pm.
Mood: blah.
I'm getting pretty sick of certain people badmouthing me everywhere but to my face. So those people no longer have to look at my friends-only entries anymore. I see it as a win-win situation.
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Thursday, June 2nd, 2005

Subject:Your friendly neighborhood projectionist
Time:1:01 pm.
Mood: nostalgic.
Today at Flagship we had a school group come in for a private showing. I got to project Because of Winn-Dixie for an assortment of middle-schoolers.

But that's not the exciting part.

Which teachers escorted these bright future stars of tomorrow into our establishment, you may (but probably won't) ask?

Mr. Codero
Mr. Dempsey
and, of course...
Jack Buckley.

I will be accepting jealousy comments at your leisure.
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Monday, May 23rd, 2005

Subject:bahaha
Time:3:51 pm.
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Sunday, May 22nd, 2005

Subject:It's always good to hack your troubles away.
Time:9:42 pm.
Mood: optimistic.
Music:Gwen Stefani - "I suck".
$120
-$120
+hackie sack
A good day overall.
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Saturday, May 14th, 2005

Time:2:56 am.

Christine Emma Walsh's Aliases



Your movie star name: Pube Tip Spanky

Your fashion designer name is Christine Slutsex

Your socialite name is Dingle Mother Ass

Your fly girl / guy name is C Wal

Your detective name is Cock Analpound

Your barfly name is Asshole Bourbon

Your soap opera name is Emma Nudeshit

Your rock star name is Bigtits Rectum

Your star wars name is Chrdip Walslu

Your punk rock band name is The Diarrhea Anal Bead


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Subject:Re: Caleb, Campbell, Barron, others...
Time:2:38 am.
Mood: stoned awake..
Music:television commercials.
Yeah...your little time-travel dealie--

Did any of you seem to realize that if people from the future DID visit us on that day, that it would change our world forever, and the likelihood of those guys ever coming back to that date would be very unlikely, causing a massive paradox, unless the first order of business once the time travelers had given us the technology and information necessary to time travel was to go back to that date ourselves, and if we didn't, SOMEONE would have to ensure that SOMEONE had gone back in time to see you fuckers, or else the paradox would begin to consume this world in incomprehensible ways. So I guess this means that when we actually do figure out time-travel, one of us better not fucking go back to that date. What have you DONE, MIT??



...Plus, what the fuck were you thinking setting the date BEFORE Star Wars III comes out? LOOK AT WHO YOU'RE TRYING TO ATTRACT! No time-travel aficionado would want to jeopardize the release of Ep. 3. GOD.
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Friday, May 13th, 2005

Subject:Wow.
Time:10:24 am.
Mood: impressed.
Music:stuff.

Christopher Edward Tausevich's Aliases



Your movie star name: Cheez-Wiz Raymond

Your fashion designer name is Christopher London

Your socialite name is Swank Vegas

Your fly girl / guy name is C Tau

Your detective name is Penis Dropout

Your barfly name is Cookie-Dough Whiskey

Your soap opera name is Edward Willard

Your rock star name is Choco-Taco Dick

Your star wars name is Chrtim Tauchr

Your punk rock band name is The Stoned Dildo


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Monday, May 9th, 2005

Time:4:48 pm.
Mood: once again....
Music:I guess I have no bands now!.
Oh, LORDY lord! I was 45plus minutes late. How could I have comitted such an atrocious act? How could I unleash this beast inside of me in such a way? I feel like Hitler in a sea of Jews. I BEG FORGIVENESS, BUT IN RETURN? CONDEMNATION. I suppose someday I'll grow the fuck up, and stop making mistakes, but until I become that perfect being, I guess I'll have to continue being a selfish cock. O WELL.

Oh, and it's nice to know that apparently Crystal feels this way about Mr. Tausevich:

PharmacyNice: you know I never thought Id ever agree with Crystal fully on this, but you really are just a thoughtless, selfish, insufferable prick who's not even worth talking to


Ouch, guys. Ouch. You win! As a prize? Crystal: You get to continue to not talk to me, or call me, or contact me in any way, shape or form! It'll be just like now, only OUT IN THE OPEN! Caleb: You get to continue wasting time and energy being pissed off at me, and you also get to vent about me to ALL OF YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS--including Dan Harrold!

Subject:To those of you who don't already know
Time:12:01 am.
Mood: not surprised.
Consider this my resignation from the band. Sorry, but the reason I gathered the whole band up was to start something new, interesting, and to stray away from the metal "competition" that some of you call music. Then I find myself learning really fast grindcore riffs, playing over blast-beats. Which is all good and fine, but when I'm told that "growling" is the new form of music, and that clean vocals are unacceptable because they draw attention away from the music, and when I get the vibe that everyone is against me...it kind of pushes me to shake my head and offer a 'no thanks'. I have nothing against any of you guys, but I'd rather go off in my own direction, not follow a path so many people (better than I) have already beaten the shit out of.

Plus, I'd rather quit before I had to say I was kicked out.
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Thursday, May 5th, 2005

Subject:Not my lyrics. But might as well be.
Time:1:53 am.
If I was a rich man
I'd buy you some shoes
Tall boots for all the dirt you walk through
What would that do?
Enable you to deal
Without schooling you on how to touch what's real?
And if I was a smart man
I'd tell you everything that I knew
And give it to you every time you need a talking to
But what would that do?
Teach you my guidelines
So you can be a cheerleader at your game on the sidelines?
And if I was a driver
I'd keep my headlights on
To see the difference between right and wrong
I'd wear my seatbelt even when I'm in park
Cause I don't trust the other fools that cruise through these
parts
And if I was a better cook
I'd hook up a feast
Set a table full of food for the children to eat
I encourage the nourishment so we can breathe
With the knowledge that we got something accomplished

And if I was Santa Claus, I'd fight for the cause
Wouldn't expect nothing in return
I'd give you everything you want, I'd be everything you need
So you can take my hand and I can take the lead

And if I was an honest man
I would stop writing songs
I'd break for a nervous breakdown for breakfast
Tell everyone I knew to stay away from making music
It ain't nothing but a confusing mess (confusing mess)
And if I was you, I wouldn't hear a word I said
Wouldn't trust nothing that started up inside my head
I'd make a conscious effort to live instead
Of trying to kill the monsters that reside underneath the bed
And if I was a hurt man
I'd find a way to put my faith
Into a woman that could take me from today
Maybe
I need somebody that could save me
From the parts of myself that keep making me crazy

And if I was a wise man
I'd climb to the top of the mountain peak
To think about strength versus weakness
I'd find a point that rests a couple of feet above your head
And figure out how I could try to help you reach it

And if I did have a choice
I'd never want to live forever
Just let me have a voice so I can make my points
I can't imagine running a race with no finish line
Just let me keep my pace and make the most of my time
I love giving but I'm bad at receiving
The truth is, I'd prefer to be the one bleeding
But I'm a paranoid that stays between play and work
Cautious and aware, 'cause I'm afraid of being hurt
Which brings me to the issue
And that would be this:
How often must I ask myself why I exist?
I feel like a freak, this world is a circus
Just trying to find myself as well as my purpose


And if I was Santa Claus, I'd fight for the cause
Wouldn't expect nothing in return
I'd give you everything you want, I'd be everything you need
And you can take my hand and I can take the lead
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Wednesday, April 20th, 2005

Subject:blah blah Crowley blah blah
Time:2:54 am.
Mood: accomplished.
Holy fuck. Read this first.

-_-


My improvements. )
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Saturday, April 9th, 2005

Time:2:43 am.
Mood: amused.
Music:Patton shiz.
DISCOVERY TO AVENGE COLUMBIA...
Posted 4.8.05

...in the USA's hopefully triumphant return to the War on Space, which NASA hopes to win by occupying it. The last Shuttle flight ended tragically in Feb. 2003 when a mysterious proton torpedo tragically flew into the Columbia's exhaust pipe.


The Discovery has revieved hundreds of upgrades and inspections to its armor, shields, and life support in an effort to prevent another tragedy. The Columbia explosion forced NASA to reevaluate its safety precautions, reexamine its spaceflight parameters, and reroute power to impulse engines. The Columbia disintegrated in Feb. 2003 when its self destruct was primed and a squad of Klingons lured aboard. "We feel very comfortable that this will be a very safe mission," says NASA spokeswoman Jessica Rye, "we have equipped Houston with a shield projector, guarded by an entire legion of America's finest troops."
"I'm looking forward to getting back to space after it killed our brothers," says Discovery's commander Chin Manstrong, referring to the Columbia, which was destroyed in Feb. 2003 when it was hijacked by terrorists and flown into Mitch Hedberg. Looking up at space with rain pouring on him and both fists clenched, he added, "You won't get us this time you son of a bitch!"
Some believe NASA is merely trying to keep its edge over Japan, which has a planned moon base despite recent setbacks, such as being Japan.


Just another reason why you all should be reading PWOT's daily news skim.
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Wednesday, April 6th, 2005

Subject:Attn: Caleb
Time:4:28 am.
Mood: apologetic.
I apologize for breaking plans yesterday, it was rude of me I understand that I pretty much wasted your day off, and I am sorry. Please get back to me.
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Tuesday, April 5th, 2005

Subject:Mike: "You like Journey. Admit it. Don't lie to yourself."
Time:3:11 pm.
Mood:JOURNEY.
Music:Journey - Separate Ways.
Someday, love will find you!
Break those, chains that bind you!
One night, will remind you
How we touched
And went our separate ways!
If he, ever hurts you
True love, won't desert you!
You know I still love you
Though we touched
And went our separate ways!
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Friday, April 1st, 2005

Time:2:20 am.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 70%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 53%
Empathy |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||| 70%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 56%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Religious || 10%
Hedonism |||||||||| 36%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 63%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||| 56%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 63%
Romantic |||||||||||| 43%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth |||||| 23%
Dependency |||||| 23%
Change averse |||||| 23%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Food indulgent |||| 16%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Paranoia |||||||||||||| 56%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||| 56%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36%
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Tuesday, March 22nd, 2005

Time:1:57 am.
Mood: tired.
Music:Mr. Bungle - Violenza Domestica.
stupid shit )
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Time:1:17 am.
Mood: amused.
Music:Patton.
teeniesaurus rex: THERE
teeniesaurus rex: IS
teeniesaurus rex: CHOCOLATE WHIPPED CREAM?!
teeniesaurus rex: omg
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Tuesday, March 15th, 2005

Time:2:57 am.
Mood: awake.
Music:Dillinger Escape Plan w/ Mike Patton - WGDDBT.
Around these parts a fly can live---
A fly can live a thousand years
but a man cannot die soon enough, true enough

A smiling drunk nursing a glass of milk
A girl with a face like prison bread
Over the kitchen noise I hear them howl at me

A scabby ketchup bottle and a two-dollar bill
I guess its time to pay the bill, but you know I never will
I'm hungry still...

RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY RUN AWAY
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